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My name is
Tanner Uselmann
.
I’m an
Associate Creative Director Copywriter
at
Fallon Worldwide
.
If you like
dunking on the McRib
,
celebrating cheddar
,
decking the halls with little kissies
,
eating sandwiches
,
training artificial intelligence with fried potatoes
,
baking nihilist cookies
,
abandoning stuffed animals
,
begging people to share toilet paper
,
releasing electronic music
, or
offering unsolicited craigslist dating advice
, then I
promise
we’ll get along.
Please stop by and
read again
soon.
Or drop me a
mail
.
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