My name is Tanner Uselmann.
I’m a Creative Director Copywriter at Fallon Worldwide.

If you like celebrating princess magic, dunking on the McRib, unlocking cheddar, decking the halls with little kissies, eating sandwiches, training artificial intelligence with fried potatoes, baking nihilist cookies, abandoning stuffed animals, begging people to share toilet paper, releasing electronic music, or offering unsolicited craigslist dating advice, then I promise we’ll get along.

Please stop by and read again soon.

Or drop me a mail.  

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